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| ggoZ | nn | 01:37 |
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| ggoZ | DashdotcomDash | 12:57 |
| gidas | atsargiai.. tave logina.. | 13:08 |
| ggoZ | aya, o jei dar link'us isextractintu į atskirą sąrašą | 13:08 |
| gidas | dabar tik kompromatus extraktina, manau :) | 13:09 |
| ggoZ | :)) Jeigu juos šičia randa, tuomet tepadeda Jiems Dievas, Amen. | 13:11 |
| gidas | :)) | 13:12 |
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| ggoZ | Tai bent prasmingas spam'as: | 15:48 |
| ggoZ | "I just made $955 in a few hours doing easy things! It's all because of - Career Trends!!! Remember who hooked you up! " | 15:48 |
| jauler | ggoZ | 15:48 |
| jauler | gal šian dėl | 15:48 |
| jauler | algowars susitinkam? | 15:48 |
| glow | čia maždaug i just made 2k$ in an hour, you too can steal cars! -- arba -- lose 18 pounds instantly! saw off your left leg! | 15:50 |
| glow | kas yra algowars | 15:50 |
| jauler | ai projektėlis, kurį su keletu žmonių darom | 15:52 |
| glow | tai tiek supratau. kokio tipo tas žaidimas? | 15:53 |
| jauler | nu ten greičiau šiaip tokia aplinka | 15:53 |
| jauler | AI testuot | 15:53 |
| glow | ai tai jūs tame jau egzistuojančiame žaidime dalyvaujat.. galvoju savo žaidimą rašot panašų į tą.. | 15:55 |
| jauler | rašom savo | 15:56 |
| ggoZ | jauler: kada gali šiandien atsirasti? | 16:00 |
| jauler | realiai betkada | 16:08 |
| ggoZ | so lets og | 16:48 |
| ggoZ | go* | 16:48 |
| jauler | kada susimeetinam? | 16:52 |
| jauler | ai beja | 16:53 |
| jauler | yra kur nors ten netoliese nemokamų stovėjimo aišktelių? | 16:53 |
| jauler | JackLeo būsi @H? | 16:54 |
| ggoZ | Na, yra kiemas | 17:00 |
| jauler | kaip ten patekti galima? | 17:00 |
| ggoZ | truputėli toliau už laiptų | 17:00 |
| ggoZ | vartai nerakinami | 17:00 |
| ggoZ | vietos tikėtina nerassi, tai kąnors užstatysi, palik telefoną po stiklu | 17:01 |
| jauler | bandysim, bandysim | 17:01 |
| ggoZ | jauler: pm | 17:04 |
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| gidas | ko tylit | 19:39 |
| gidas | bijot, kad uzhlogins? | 19:39 |
| gidas | :) | 19:39 |
| glow | o ne geriau tylet nei rashyt bileką..? | 19:47 |
| gidas | ne geriau | 19:49 |
| glow | Back To Index | 19:53 |
| glow | It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course not. | 19:53 |
| glow | A user rings. | 19:53 |
| glow | "Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask. | 19:53 |
| glow | "It's probably something to do with..." I look up today's excuse "... clock speed." | 19:53 |
| glow | "Oh" (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied) "Do you know when it will be fixed?" | 19:53 |
| glow | "Fixed? There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you. Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!" | 19:53 |
| glow | "But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print." | 19:53 |
| glow | "SURE YOU DO. Well; You just keep telling yourself that buddy!" I hang up. | 19:53 |
| glow | You'd really think people would learn not to call. | 19:53 |
| glow | The phone rings. It'll be him again, I know. That annoys me. I put on a gruff voice. | 19:53 |
| glow | "HELLO, SALARIES!" | 19:53 |
| glow | "Oh, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong number." | 19:53 |
| glow | "YEAH? Well what's your name buddy? Do you know WASTED phone calls cost money? DO YOU? I've got a good mind to subtract your wasted time, my wasted time, and the cost of this call from your weekly wages! IN FACT I WILL! By the time I've finished with you, YOU'LL OWE US money! WHAT'S YOUR NAME - AND DON'T LIE, WE'VE GOT CALLER ID!!" | 19:53 |
| glow | I hear the phone drop and the sound of running feet - he's obviously going to try and get an alibi by being at the Dean's office. I look up his username and find his department. I ring the Dean's secretary. | 19:53 |
| glow | "Hello?" she answers. | 19:53 |
| glow | "HI, SIMON, B.O.F.H HERE, LISTEN, WHEN THAT GUY COMES RUNNING INTO YOUR OFFICE IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS, CAN YOU GIVE HIM A MESSAGE?" | 19:53 |
| glow | "I think so..." she says, | 19:53 |
| glow | "TELL HIM HE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE.'" | 19:53 |
| glow | "Um. Ok." | 19:53 |
| glow | "AND DON'T FORGET NOW, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT FILE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR ANSWERS TO THE PURITY TEST IN IT..." | 19:54 |
| glow | I hear her scrabbling at the terminal... | 19:54 |
| glow | "DON'T BOTHER - I HAVE A COPY. BE A GOOD PERVY AND PASS THE MESSAGE ON." | 19:54 |
| glow | She sobs her assent and I hang up. And the worst thing is, I was just guessing about the purity test thing. I grab a quick copy anyway, it might make for some good late-night reading. | 19:54 |
| glow | Meantime backups have finished in record time, 2.03 seconds. Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it? | 19:54 |
| glow | Another user rings. | 19:54 |
| glow | "I need more space" he says | 19:54 |
| glow | "Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask | 19:54 |
| glow | "No, on my account, stupid." | 19:54 |
| glow | Stupid? Uh-Oh. | 19:54 |
| glow | "I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matinee Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?" | 19:54 |
| glow | I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it. | 19:54 |
| glow | "Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*" | 19:54 |
| glow | "Sure, hang on." | 19:54 |
| glow | I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice. | 19:54 |
| glow | "There, you've got *plenty* of space now!" | 19:54 |
| glow | "How much have I got?" he simps. | 19:54 |
| glow | Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*! | 19:54 |
| glow | Back into Jimmy Stewart mode. | 19:54 |
| glow | "Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available." | 19:54 |
| glow | "Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power. | 19:54 |
| glow | "No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.." | 19:55 |
| glow | "Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?" | 19:55 |
| glow | I say nothing. It'll come to him. | 19:55 |
| glow | "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!" | 19:55 |
| glow | I kill me, I really do! | 19:55 |
| gidas | ;) | 19:55 |
| gidas | anyway, backupai tik bailiams | 19:56 |
| glow | niekad pačiam nebuvo hardas nusmigęs, ane.. | 20:07 |
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| jauler | BOOOMMM ŠAKALAKA | 23:49 |
| jauler | :D | 23:49 |
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| jauler | THAT`s why I LIKE Linus Torvalds | 23:59 |
| jauler | http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.comp.version-control.git/57643/focus=57918 | 23:59 |
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